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27 May 2008

Secondhand Sighs: Sales of Yesteryear

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Man, I pine for those days when I had but my hot-off-the-press, highly worthless college diploma and just a few boxes of books and dishes to my name!  Whee!  I was 21, with a pickup truck that I could fill up with my worldly possessions and jet about the world, looking for cheap rents and even cheaper thrills.

I recall with fondness my first post-college apartment situation.   My friend Heather and I both had crappy jobs - she managed an unstable group home of raucous, mentally challenged young men, while I passed deathless, substance-free hours in a cube farm for a Large Boring Financial Company - and our weekends were given to long drawn-out breakfasts full of cigarettes and newspapers and trawling for the unusual, whether we found it in bars, restaurants, in the sack with various No Good Men, or, our most reliable outlet, thrift stores.

While we had received some mercy donations from family and friends - a couch, a bed, a chipped formica table in that awful faux bois that seems to be coming back - much time was spent haunting the Salvation Army, hunting for various random items that, we, New Women in the World, did not currently own.

Cookie sheets.  Book shelves.  Objets d' art.  Ceramic fruit bowls.  Ice cream spades.

I remember most especially one of those warm June days where we garage saled aimlessly and stumbled upon one of those sales you think so fondly of later, in frosty, backlit tones and pricing that tends to decrease with each recall.

It was held in the alley, using the garage and the backyard of an older home in Minneapolis.  There was the usual household stuff, with not a whiff of children's junk or plastic.  The couple running it were older and greyer than Heather and I, but certainly not pitiable or depressing.  In fact, I remember thinking they were dashing and snappy, for people their age.  This probably had much to do with my own youth as well as the merchandise they sold.

It appeared this couple was divesting themselves of all their entertainment ware.  Underneath a pergola trailed with a flowering vine (okay, it might have been a carport, but my nostalgia makes everything seem like Tennesse Williams) I recall many types of corks and wine and bottle openers.  Several glass pickle and relish dishes, an array of specialty silverware like shrimp forks and sugar cube tongs, and all sorts of liquor and wine glassware.  Wine goblets, brandy snifters, champagne flutes.  Glasses for margaritas, martinis, high balls, aperitifs and shots.  Ashtrays, pipes, serving trays, crystal decanters.  These people had LIVED. Or at least accumulated like folks who had lived. 

Though I was just graduating from cans of Busch Light Draft, I decided to buy a copper band that looked like cuff bracelet for gauging directly the temperature of wine.  They apparently are still sold, but I haven't been able to find the particular one that I had, which was copper and had grape vines twining along the number scale. 

This never-used item accompanied me on several moves until I decided that it seemed highly unlikely that a) this item would continue to work or b) its reading would give me information I was educated enough to do anything about. 

Still, I remember this wine cuff, now long gone, in someone else's drawer, perhaps languishing on a thrift store shelf, reminding me, in a hazy soft focus, of how garage sales can be so romantic and full of promise. 

27 February 2008

Reader Requests: Spring Fever Edition

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It's hitting 30 degrees here in Minnesota.  Which means I'm infected with spring fever and am fitting to burn all my wretched foul weather gear in a witches' pyre on my front lawn. 

A couple of requests, though.  Send me an email or leave a comment about any of the following:

Seed Starters!  I'm extremely interested in hearing from people who are starting seeds indoors.  What's your process and methods?  What kinds of plants do you start indoors?  What equipment do you use, if any?  And what have been the results?

Home Yogurt Makers!  Bring it!  Which model do you use?  Do you use an appliance or a different set of equipment?  Any recipes you'd like to share?

Thrifters!  What's the best thing you've ever bought secondhand? Send me the story of the item and photos if you've got them.

Thanks in advance!

31 October 2007

Tierra Y Libertad! (And, uh, candles with porny-sounding names! Right?)

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Figure 1: No soy mentirosa, General Zapata;  es verdad, conoczo a Ud. muy bien y tengo muchisimo respeto por su defensa de la gente mexicana!

Remember my thrift spree a few days ago, where I bought my nephews a shit-ton of dress-up garb for a present from the Halloween merch?  (And why the fuck not?  Every little boy needs phony Superman muscles and a coal miner's light strap, right?)

Well, I bought a few things for Mama, too. 

One of the things was a promotional candle from Pink Taco, a Mexican restaurant chain from Los Angeles that Lindsay Lohan's old boyfriend owns.  It's a long, pink, glass-encased pillar candle, resembling those "milagro" relig candles that you can buy in the Latino food section of the grocery.

There was much hardy-har-har about the name when these restaurants opened - in case you're a moron, more info on that here - but it's a pretty popular place.  I was sorta surprised that the damn thing was only marked at 99 cents.

Anyhoo.  It was sitting on the checkout counter while the cashier rang me up and this old woman walked by and said, "Hey, that's Emiliano Zapata.  He's a Mexican hero, you know."

Sure enough, the candle has a pic of Zapata, and he's framed by the dirty words "Pink Taco" and other Mexican-y images. 

"Have you ever heard of him?" she asked me, fingering the candle.  I thought for a second she was going to try to take it from me.

"Oh, yes," I said.  Remember, I'm all about placating the crazies.

"Yes, he saved Mexico," she said, looking deeply at him in the candle.  I was getting freaked out that next she'd ask me what "pink taco" was.

"Have you ever seen Viva Zapata?" she asked. "Marlon Brando was in it."

"Yep, I've seen it," I said.  Which is true.  And Marlon Brando was totally way to fucken tall to play a Mexican at the turn of the century. 

But I wasn't going to say that to the lady, who was now getting herself a shopping cart.  After all, I'm the Hispanic Studies/Spanish major who was buying a 99 cent candle with the words "Pink Taco" on it.

Thrift stores may sell lotsa things but irony ain't one them.

Image via Wikimedia.

30 October 2007

Meet My Outdoor Living Room

Hoo child!  Did I score or what?

Yesterday was about to drop off my nephew Owen at school after his doctor appointment (shortly after I picked up Matilda from preschool - it was quite the  bullshit car-errand day) when the Furniture Fates favored me.

An Absolutely Free Love Seat, Armchair & Ottoman!  HOLY BALLS.

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Figure 1:  Free, blue and too good to be true?

I tried to find a downside, other than I had to load it and cart it home myself, but still the man giving it away actually helped me heave the sofa, which was the heaviest piece, into my car. 

Shall I enumerate the upsides? 

It's blue. (My favorite color.) 

We need furniture for our basement TV room that's not saggy and ripped up.

It's free.  FREE!   

It's in nice shape.  (While someone might have died on it, there's no sign of it.  Ghoul that I am, I checked for blood, cat hair and other stank.)

The love seat has a pull-out bed.   And since we live in a 40's era starter home, it's the right size for our living spaces.  I am a ferocious hater of overstuffed furniture and this seems to strike a good proportional balance where the poof is concerned. 

The old dude who was giving it away only had one caveat:  I had to take the entire collection.  Fine by me.  I didn't want to ask too many questions, as he was wearing one of those old man Mr. Rogers zip-up jackets without a shirt underneath, rocking the bare chested white old man hair.  As I loaded up the ottoman, he continued mowing his lawn, not saying a word. 

Weird? In a word, yes.  And do I worry if his children will track me down and say "Grand-Dad's addled and gave away the furniture, would you mind giving it back?"

Well, yes, I would.  But because this find seems too good to be true, I did leave the entire collection in the lawn for the next few hours, should this be the case.       

23 October 2007

In Which I Come Into Money

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Figure 1:  The Teton Dam Burst, a metaphor for my pent-up shopping predilections

You need not learn much more than I recently acquired a princely amount of cash, just as The Favorite Husband exited the country for a long-ass business trip.  Yesterday, the convergence of these two events resulted in me hitting up My Current Favorite Thrift Store and tossing everything into the cart that pleased me.

It was the proverbial dam burst.  I hadn't properly indulged in a thrift binge in many, many weeks.  Sure, there were careful, surgical strikes at Savers - say I need a bread loaf pan or a plant pot or something.  And there were the hit-or-miss rummage sales, that have been quite shitty lately. 

Confronted with sadness and lack of inspiration since my Favorite Husband left, I decided to fill up my cart of sorrows with a shit load of clothing and tchokche. 

Perhaps you are not interested, but for the record, Your Honor, this is what I bought:

For the self:

one blue Jones New York vee neck sweater

one green Gap vee neck tee shirt

one black cardigan

one blue and green striped Fashionable Fatty Brand shirt

one bright pink Gap hoodie

one white long-sleeved henley

one black vee neck tee shirt

one pair of black Rocket Dog Mary Janes

one back issue of Martha Stewart Living magazine

a copy of F.X. Toole's Rope Burns:  Stories from the Corner

For the home

a little plaque that says "Laundry Room:  Drop Your Pants Here"

two star-shaped iron candle holders

an aqua-stringed hammock

two blue fabric-wrapped bulletin boards

For the Matilda:

one pink girls' Von Dutch hoodie

one white and green owl shirt

one blue dragonfly shirt

one velour rainbow Gap hoodie

one velour butterfly hoodie

one pair of bootcut jeans

one encrusted jeweled & sequined long-sleeved butterfly tee shirt

one pair of rainbow tights

one pair of black tights

one bag of Polly Pocket clothes and dolls

one long-sleeved rainbow logo tee shirt

one Limited Too long-sleeved jersey

one pink Children's Place long-sleeved tee shirt

one pink Land's End long-sleeved tee shirt

one multi-striped diamond-necked long-sleeved tee shirt

one green zip-up hoodie

The total?  $114.05  Take that, Conventional Retail.

Image via Wikimedia. 

28 September 2007

Mexican Folk Art

Whew, sorry it took a while to get this up.  I slacked last night so I could watch The Office season premiere and slurp up John Krasinski for an entire hour!  Woo!  I'm all tingly today as a result.

Anyhoodle.  Back to all things thrifty and non-sexy.

My current lack of funds has made it hard to go thrifting lately, but this week I cracked and insisted on it checking out Unique and Value Village.

I collect Mexican folk art, but not with a practiced, professional eye or anything.  I love Oaxacan tinwork and tin milagros of any sort make me weep with joy.  (Not literally.)  And I like Talavera pottery, but don't own any (at least I don't think I do.)  My sister is a donations processor at a thrift store, so she procures lotsa gems for me, loading me up nice at birthdays and holidays. 

Lookit!  Lookit!

My lovely red bird was a gift from her, and I scored the floral planter from a yard sale.

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Check out my bitchin' Toucan.  It's like Delft Blauwe, en estilo mexicano:

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I found this box of tiles at a garage sale.  I'm going to put them up in my kitchen along the chair rail.

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Can't have Mexican tilework without the nice siesta-taking guy!  Puke.  I hate that shit and, of course, there are four of that particular tile. *Fog Horn*

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I also like these various potteries.  I collect them in a little kitchen shrine where I keep dried herbs n shit.

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Okay.  Now that that's done, you can tell me all the shit you collect!  Or all sorts of important facts about Mexican folk art, if you're all fancy and know a lot.  Or you can just go outside and enjoy the fine autumn weather.  That's what I'll be doing.  My kid peed on the floor two days ago and I gotta air out the towels I used for clean-up. 

The More You Know.

03 August 2007

It's Not Heaven, It's a Church Rummage Sale

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Why I Heart Church Rummage Sales

Church Rummage sales are usually staffed with kindly elderly folks. 

Church Rummage sales often feature hot-dog and pop lunch stands. 

Church Rummage sales often feature pricing by item type, not individual pricing, which means absolutely fabulous deals.

Church Rummage sales sometimes feature plants.  One-stop shopping!

Church Rummage sales always end with glorious $1 bag sales. 

Church Rummage sales are often run by people who aren't savvy to high-end shopping or brands, which is a boon to thrifters and eBayers alike.

Church Rummage sales are never held during worship services. 

Church Rummage sales usually feature all types of items, unlike most individual garage sales, which are usually focused on a select type of merch, like all baby/kid items or just tools, etc. 

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I just hit a bountiful, beautifully-organized church rummage sale at St. Phillip's Lutheran Church in Fridley, MN, near where I live. 

Mein Gott.

They had everything.  Furniture, tools, lawn and garden gear, dishes, kitchenware, linens, appliances, small electronics, lamps, art and wall-hangings, clothing, toys, housewares and knick-knacks.  There were special boutique rooms for jewelry, collectibles, holiday items and books.   There was the standard hot-dog-and-a-pop stand, too;  I noticed a mom and daughter lunching on soda and hot dogs as I walked out with my haul, a large box that cost $9.25. 

Here's what 9 and a quarter can bring home to you when you break it off, Church Rummage Sale Style:

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A linen skirt, two ceramic Mexican suns, ceramic Mexican pitcher, bowl and ashtray, a vintage dishtowel, a set of plastic funnels, an enamel spoon, kitchen clips, a vintage cake whip, a jar of coconut oil, four plastic spatulas, 11 canning jars and set of rings, a green ceramic bank shaped like a pig, a cheese grater and copper measuring cups for my home-made laundry soap project, a vintage lap desk toy, vintage stationery set, a map of the world placemat and two blank notebooks.

Jesus really does love me!

24 May 2007

Put a little style in your stool...

People do unspeakable things in their bathrooms, not the least of which is often decorating, and not of the garish sort that you might think, as you see in this faboo Me Generation biff

Sure, it's dated, but it's sassy and fun.  What really barfs me out is stuff like this dreck.  Please, would someone spread the word that geese wearing hats, rusty barn stars and phony wood signs selling apples are over?  What the hell?  It's like hiring John Ashcroft to be your interior decorator.

Anyway, in comparison with those kinds of God 'n Country, Patriot Act-themed possibilities, a little 1970's jazz is a breath of fresh air.  The disco wall paper, the rust orange counter top - all that's missing is a bottle of Quaaludes and a coke-streaked hand mirror.  When you consider what's normally going down in the can, maybe we could all use a little dazzle technology for distraction's sake, right?

I recently came up with a solution to two bathroom problems that plague me:  lack of reading material and a place to safeguard such material.  Having lived with males who tend to, shall we say, "splash" with wild abandon - were they even holding on to their ween?  were they just smiling and spraying the area like it was the car wash? - I never really liked to read any magazines around the vicinity of the toilet, given their crunchy pages and proximity the plunger.

So, trolling about Savers,I found this:

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Looks pretty innocuous, right?  It matches the old-grandma gold-speckled counter in my bathroom and fits nicely on the back of the toity tank.  La, la, la!

But check out my genius move:

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Because the slot only accomodates a few magazines, there's no surfeit of mags, no tossing them about willy-nilly.  So I have to change up the material quite often, which is good, because once I read the same issue of Sports Illustrated for about a month in a row. (Which proved to be a recipe for constipation and completely unadvisable.)  Best yet, it would take some spectacular ween negligence to reach up that far, and the plunger would have to defy gravity to encroach upon my reading material, which now can be high-quality instead of junky catalogs that I didn't mind sacrificing to the Piss God. 

Thrifting rules!

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